regalia-of-wisdom:

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

#this is true tbh

someday i will go to bed on time

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

    *watches a movie*
    *sees a dog*
  • me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

plantvibes:

"The heart is not like a box that gets filled up; it expands in size the more you love." 

Her (dir. Spike Jonze, 2013)

#movies #spike

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

seereezy:

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

  • a dog: makes a dog sound
  • me: i know, i know. i understand. me too

i-effed-it-all-up:

Ah you’re watching Orphan Black?? I love that show. The way Tatiana just [clenches fist] plays all those fricking characters